老蛙 发表于 2011-10-9 14:06:19

我的舊作文

本帖最后由 dororo666 于 2011-10-9 14:07 编辑

這文是我在做功課時找到的(大學技!舊文翻用!{:KB64:})
懂E文的可以看看
不懂E文的....
嘛~反正我都是用一些爛E文來寫的{:KB41:}
How to drive Your Teachers Crazy      In every class,there are two kinds of students. They can be good students or bad students. Goodstudents can make their teacher feel happy and successful because they finishtheir homework in time. Also they usually listen to the teacher in the class. Badstudents can make their teacher feel angry and crazy.But how can they drive their teacher angry andcrazy? There are two ways that you can drive your teacher angry and crazy toyou if you want to be a bad student.       A good studentnever brawls in the class. On the contrary, if you want your teacher becomecrazy, you have to brawl in the class all the time. Also you need someone whocan brawl with you. In the first few days, the teacher often stops you. Butafter that, the teacher won’t stop, because he is starting crazy! But you stillhave to brawl in the class, so that you can drive your teacher crazy for a longtime.      A good studentnever skips their homework. On the contrary, you should skip doing all of thehomework that your teacher has given you. It is same for the first way; youhave to skip doing your homework. You should tell your classmates to do it too.After few weeks, your teacher will stop giving homework to your class; becausehe knows you and you classmates won’t do it. Even thought your class still hassome good students want to do homework.      Maybe you thinkthis ways are not strong enough to drive your teacher crazy. Maybe you shoulddo both of in the same time. Also make more classmates to be bad students, anddo these two ways. I think your teacher would like to retire early or go to psychiatrichospital! 看完後,請不要笑我的E文水平因為

影　 发表于 2011-10-9 14:08:10

英文盲 看不懂啊。。

showww 发表于 2011-10-9 14:10:50

英文文盲压力甚大

曾经 发表于 2011-10-9 14:19:17

看不懂滴说

spiritboy11750 发表于 2011-10-9 14:23:28

我是文盲...我只好路过了...

独倚夜月 发表于 2011-10-9 14:56:54

轻扫一眼，语法错误还是有的{:KB39:}

coco1988 发表于 2011-10-9 15:21:58

额~~英文文盲撸过了说{:KB5:}

cbw19910411 发表于 2011-10-9 16:13:41

第一眼我还以为是教师控的说{:KB64:}

♂ 发表于 2011-10-9 16:21:06

满眼都是奇妙的文字

风曳蓝草 发表于 2011-10-9 16:53:14

咱不是好学生呢

fuyu 发表于 2011-10-9 17:18:42

{:KB52:}酱油党前来围观
                        {:KB47:}文盲路过了

C-6 发表于 2011-10-9 17:59:26

放心，不会笑你的，因为一句也看不懂。

汐 发表于 2011-10-9 18:04:41

Lion君 发表于 2011-10-9 21:26:36

那啥
我完全看不懂呀

鸣神丶斗牙 发表于 2011-10-9 21:35:23

排除语法错误的问题，这篇短文还是蛮有趣的
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