克隆人的进攻？外国网民对解放军阅兵视频的讨论
本帖最后由 亡灵的彼岸 于 2012-1-23 20:14 编辑来自龙腾。
作者：奈奈酱
原视频地址：http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xuqa1xKxOs从各种意义上来说都让我无力吐槽啊。
http://img.2tu.me/di-6AL1.jpg
I'm not scared. if Kane and lynch could fight off like 200 of them with attack copters I'm sure we'll be fine
我可不害怕.如果凯恩与林奇真可以用攻击直升机击退200名像他们这样的士兵，我相信我们会没事的
（凯恩与林奇：Eidos旗下的射击游戏“凯恩与林奇”系列主角）
The Great People of China. Nice video!
伟大的天朝人民.很棒的视频!
i can understand now why china is nightmare to the americans
我现在明白了为什么天朝是美国人的噩梦
Well.... looks like Russia will be part of China, soon.
很好.... 看起来俄罗斯很快将会成为天朝的一部分。
at first I thought it was North Korean. Boom... mind blowing ...
刚开始我还以为这是朝鲜.boom....太壮观了
3 dislikes?
I wonder what would happen to them !
3个人点了不喜欢？
我想知道他们怎么回事！
If I See This Coming, I Will Scream " Honey! Grab The Kids! We're Going To Mexico"!
如果我看到他们过来了，我会尖声叫到“亲爱的！抓起孩子们！我们马上去墨西哥！”
very very trained military army. nice !
非常非常训练有素的军队。酷毙了!
Those drill instructors deserve a bonus.
那些教官应该得到嘉奖.
We're screwed. -USA
我们要完蛋了. ——美利坚
How are they all the same fucking height??
他们身高怎么都一样高啊？
They probably group them all by height, or choose only people with X height, they have a large enough military to be able to do that.
他们大概把他们聚集起来量身高,或只选择X身高的人,他们有一个足够大的军队可以这样做。
This army can invade and take over Australia in one day.
有一天这支军队将侵略然后接管澳大利亚。
They look like clones
他们看起来就像克隆人
America is broke because of the army...
美国变穷就是因为他们的军队....
communist plague. the enemy of freedom!
**主义瘟疫。自由的敌人！
Yeah, they look pretty impressive. Like a totally mechanized machine, right? This is why our army is so superior to theirs. They're too rigid! They spend all their time learning how to march in synchronized formations but they don't put that same amount of time or assets into developing their Special Forces operations! And that's why we will win every time!
是的,它们看起来是很不错。就像一个机械化的机器,对吧?这就是为什么我们的军队要优于他们的。他们太死板了!他们浪费所有的时间学习如何在行进中同步,但他们不把同样的时间和资金投入去发展特种部队!这就是为什么我们会赢得每一次胜利!
The most important judging criteria :Are those boobs in perfect symmetry?
最重要的评审标准:那些咪咪是完美对称的吗?
World's biggest lookalike competition?
世界上最大的容貌相似者比赛？
I admitted that CHINA has a GOOD MODERN TECHNOLOGIES nowadays but it seems they are using it for forcing to conquer other territories i hope they are not doing it!!
If PHILIPPINES and CHINA will having a WAR??
WE ARE FUCKED UP!!
BUT!
BUT!
BUT!
I'm the one who will kick their BUTT :D
PHILIPPINES and USA are ALLIED :P
我承认天朝拥有优秀的现代化科技但是似乎他们是用它强迫和征服其他地区的说，我希望他们不要这么做的说!!
如果将来菲律宾和天朝开战?
我们就完犊子了的说！
但是！
但是！
但是！
我要第一个过去踢他们PP的说
菲律宾和美国可是同盟的说
Such an awesome video, the sheer amount of work to get their drill to that level would have been staggering. Thanks for the upload
了不起的视频,他们训练到这种水平实在令人吃惊。谢谢你的上传
WOW! beautiful!. GO China!!
wow！漂亮！加油天朝！
ell... guess we (humans) have a chance against the aliens if they, of course, invade us! I mean look at the size of that army :O
好吧，猜想一下我们人类有机会反抗外星人，当然了假如是他们侵略我们！我的意思是看起来（外星人）应该就是这样的军队
This is amazing...
China is the new world leader. Americas time is coming to an end.
这个很神奇...
天朝是新的世界领袖.美国的时代即将结束了.
I love China
我爱天朝
so china uses french military equipment...
天朝使用的是法国的军事装备
they make their own!
他们有他们自己的!
Where did you get that idea? All Chinese military equipment are indigeous. If you arer talking about the rifles, France is not the only country with bulbup rifle design. The rifle you see is the QBZ-95, totally indigenous.
你从哪儿得来的这种想法？天朝的所有军事装备都是自制的.如果你说的是步-枪，法国并不是唯一设计出bulbup步-枪的国家.你看到的是95式自动步-枪，完全由天朝自制.
Not just French weaponry, but weaponry from around the world. China only has a select few weapons that are of their own design. Everything else is taken from another country's weapon design company and reverse-engineered.
不止是法国武器，而是来自世界各地的武器，天朝只有极少数的武器是自己设计的.其他的东西都是来自别的国家的武器设计公司以及逆向工程
Hello, my friend. I am from Germany. I have a question, I can upload this video? This is very meaningful! People must be aware, that in the event of a third world war all that awaits them, if they do not begin to use their brains. I do not speak English, so please excuse my bad English. Thank you for this Video! I wish you only the best, much strength and love! Peace & Love!!!
你好,我的朋友。我来自德国。我有一个问题,我可以上传这个视频吗?这是很有意义的!人们必须意识到如果他们不开始用他们的大脑，第三次世界大战将等着他们。我不懂英文,所以请原谅我的英语很差。谢谢你们给我这个视频!我希望你有爱的力量!和平&爱! ! ! !
china will fuck USA soon
天朝很快就会推倒美国
Darshow82 lol. China is an unproven military force. They rely on sheer numbers and production. To stop China completely all you need to do is stop buying their ** products.
Darshow82 lol 天朝是一个未经证明过的军事力量，你停止购买屎一样的天朝产品就能停止天朝的一切.
please , china ! takeover europe and the satanic west. smash of our chains of slavery
求你了天朝！接管欧洲和邪-恶的西方吧.粉碎我们的奴隶枷锁
A waste of money if they don't prove their power in a battlefield.
如果不能在战场上展示力量他们这就是在浪费钱.
dont forget that we do have a nuclear weapons and china doesnt and Iran as well.
也许你是一个住在瑞典的可怜阿拉伯人.所以，这让你和我们保持了距离只能做一个键盘上的英雄
如果你相信天朝人奋战是为了你，你真是活在自己的幻想里.
不要忘了我们拥有核武器而天朝没有伊朗同样没有.
China doesnt have hahahah if anyone have Nuclear weapons than thats China
天朝没有哈哈哈是不是任何一个人拥有的核弹都比天朝的多？
well, u r right, indeed they got so I have to do a little correction: they do have a nuclear weapons that "made in china". after the launching it would crash down straight to their heads.
嗯,你是对的,事实上他们已经得到了,所以我得做一个小小的修正:他们有一个“天朝制造”的核武器,发射后它会直接下坠到他们头上。
I wouldnt put bet on that :)
我不会对那个打赌的
5 minutes??? its broken when they take it out of the box.
5分钟？？当他们从盒子取出武器的时候它就已经坏了
u r totally right, its my mistake. indeed I was too large when I gave them 5 minutes.
你是对的，这是我的失误，我给他们5分钟太多了.
china is pirate, china is dirty . the world will kill china
天朝是掠夺者，天朝是肮脏的.这个世界应该毁掉天朝
India soon will have the largest army in the world
印度很快将拥有世界上的最大的陆军！
i ordered a billion orange chicken and this is? what happened
我点了十亿块**鸡肉但这是什么？到底发生了什么？
oh china? when will you ever learn to invent your own military hardware.
噢天朝~你到底什么时候才能发明出你自己的军事装备.
Don't mess with china!
不要惹天朝！
PRODUCE ON A MASS PRODUCTION SCALE! THEY JUST KEEP COMING!
批量生产的农产品！他们只不过是不断的走过来而已！
are china stronger then usa ?? someone answer how relly know??
天朝是继美国之后最强的吗？有人回答下吗？
Man power yes, but technology i don't think so.
人力上是的,但是技术上我不这么认为。
awesome hell march.
China next super power in the world.
China just need to copy & paste western technologies another 50 years.
可怕的地狱进行曲.
天朝是世界上的下一个超级力量.
天朝只需要在下一个50年里拷贝和粘贴西方的技术就行了。
The guy's with the bayonets on the guns... Oops falls over! Causes the biggest accidental domino's killing of modern history
这些家伙在枪上装了刺刀...哎呦跌了一跤的话！这个意外将造成历史上最大的多米诺骨牌式大**
why doesnt the U.S. military do things like? this?????
为什么美**队不做这样的事?????
they're like toys soldiers. that's not true, appart from the fact that they have no soul..
他们看起来像玩具士兵，太不真实了，事实上他们并没有灵魂..
Thats why Nukes got invented...
这就是为什么要发明核弹...
clones??
克隆人吗？
How can everyone be the? same height?!
怎么可能每个人的身高都一样？
That's a easy question. There are so many soldiers in China , its? not hard to find few thousands of them with the same height.
这是一个简单的问题，天朝有很多士兵，很容易找到几千个相同身高的人
Abnormal scene
反常的场面
awww look? at there cute eyes -__-
额,看看这些可爱的眼睛-__-
Numbers don't matter when troops are poorly trained and poorly armed.
军队的训练和装备很差的话数量无关紧要.
just imagine one little mistake with the bayonets
想象一下关于刺刀的一个小小错误
All hail the future imperial army!!!!!!
安好 未来的帝**!!!
I am scared! Do not mess with China!!!
我害怕!不要惹天朝! ! !
Now, imagine how these fellas would invade Iraq... Dont think they would have spent 10 years trying to create peace xD
现在试想一下如果这些伙计将要入侵伊拉克..不要认为他们会花上10年去创造和平
attack of the clones!
克隆人的进攻！
scary i hope the chinese DON´T make war
好可怕..我希望天朝不要发动战争
Simply awe inspiring. I've never seen anything like it. This is not many men....this is one man marching. It's perfect.The Japanese would be wise to stay as close a friends with China as they can.
振奋人心的敬畏.我从来没有见过这样的玩意儿。这根本不是很多人....这完全是一个人在行军.这太完美了.十一区和天朝保持亲密做朋友才是明智的.
the training of my new clone army has paid off in the parades, now let me see them in battle BEGIN THE INVASION!!!
我训练中的新克隆人军团已经在检阅中见到成效，现在让我看着他们在战争中开始进攻吧!!
The march needs only a few people. They got millions of soldiers.
他们阅兵只需要极少数人.他们拥有无数的的士兵.
fucking european moron, slavery & colonialism
I hoping,one day the great chinese people will kill you all.
该死的欧洲蠢货,奴隶制和殖**义
我希望,有一天伟大的天朝人民把你们都杀了.
You dont want to fuck with these guys... Damn, China is doing so good, I have a huge feeling they can easily dominate anyone who opposes them.
你不会想去干这些家伙…该死的,天朝做的很棒,我有一个强烈的感觉，他们可以轻易的控制反对他们的任何一个人。
Fantastic!I vote Westowood use this exactly in their next C&C appropriate game! :D
太奇妙了！我提议Westowood在他们下一个命令与征服游戏里用到这个！:D
U.S Haters STFU. but with that said I respect The chinese army they are well trained and are just Amazing!
黑美国的家伙们都住嘴。接着我将对天朝军队送上敬意，他们训练有素，实在太了不起了!
This video? is clearly show the fascist chinese. Should the world going to? do something about this??
这个视频清楚地表明了法西斯主义的天朝。这个世界应该对此做些什么呢？
8:04 for god sakes i hope they? do mean peace.....cuz we dont if they cash in T bills!
8:04 看在上帝的份上我希望他们的用意是和平的...因为我们还没有还给他们借款！
Little less marching a? little more weapons training
少走步子多做实战训练
1:06 .. call in the storm troopers!?
1:06 .. 召集暴风兵！（暴风兵：星球大战中的帝国精锐部队）
The Clone? Wars..
克隆人的战争..
star war =? =
星球大战 = =
Your claim thatChina is not a threat needs to be backed by facts. Please tell the readership what exactly China need nuclear weapons if they are not a threat? Also Please discuss why China need Aircraft carriers if they are not a threat? Aircraft carriers sole function is to enable fighter planes to become an offensive weapon. Also John, can you discuss what a peacful China needs enormous navies and is claiming ownership of the yellow sea?
（你说天朝不是威胁，这需要事实支持。请你告诉读者如果天朝不是威胁为什么天朝需要核武器？也请你说说如果天朝不是威胁为什么天朝需要航空母舰？航空母舰唯一的作用就是将舰载机转化为攻击性武器。还有，请你说说为什么爱好和平的天朝需要大量海军，还宣告了黄海的主权？ ）
美國網民一樣搞笑的說{:H5_07:} 这个图片确定不是大家来找茬的{:H5_07:}都一个样啊 真是蛋痛啊...克隆人？确实呢 超威藍蛙 发表于 2012-1-23 20:17 static/image/common/back.gif
美國網民一樣搞笑的說
各国都网民认为自己国家弱小。。。
然后看外国网民的回复会感觉特搞笑。。。 轮回の轨迹 发表于 2012-1-23 20:19 static/image/common/back.gif
这个图片确定不是大家来找茬的都一个样啊
一眼看过去简直就像PS的一样啊。。。 其实你仔细看看 第5行的第9个还有 第3行的第13个很有不少的其实不是很相似的说~~ a554187203 发表于 2012-1-23 20:20 static/image/common/back.gif
真是蛋痛啊...克隆人？确实呢
自己国家习以为常的事情放到国外网络总能引起强烈的惊讶啊。。。 hememiku 发表于 2012-1-23 20:23 static/image/common/back.gif
其实你仔细看看 第5行的第9个还有 第3行的第13个很有不少的其实不是很相似的说~~ ...
但一般在很多国家人们是要从不同中寻找相同点的。。。 嘛，就那张图看起来，真的很恐怖啊。 原来还有人鄙视天朝阅兵的说= =
至少我看到阅兵我觉得是挺给咱争面的,哈哈 感觉评论很喜感啊{:H5_02:} 国际间的思想差别挺大的，从对游戏的审美观中就能看出来 真是強大的國家