《转》河流之主隐藏对话全曝光

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河流之主隐藏对话全曝光
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众所周知，新出的河流之王Tahm Kench是个大嘴的英雄，普通攻击的特效居然都是用舌头舔人，真是吓死人了。

那么既然有一张大嘴，成为喷子应该是很自然的事情。从lolwiki搬运了一些他的嘲讽语录加上个人的翻译，就当给新英雄预热了。

但是感觉各位玩家如果看完了下面这段话，这个英雄会成为比提莫更拉仇恨的存在.......



对亚托克斯：

"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."

大兄弟，你的素质和摆摊卖烧烤的火葬场差不多。(这也太狠了多大仇!)



对阿狸：

"You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan."

你优雅得和刚拿了钱的小姐一样。(我要用阿狸打死他!!!)

对阿卡丽：

"Hiding in smoke? Young lady, you're as sharp as a bag of slugs."

想躲在烟雾里大杀四方?亲爱的姑娘，你的犀利程度也就和一袋鼻涕虫差不多。(鼻涕虫在他眼里是不是应该挺好看的?)

对阿利斯塔：

"Any pejorative of bullheadedness is pulverised by your magnificence."

那些说“某某蠢如牛”的人肯定没见识过您这么登峰造极的存在。(黑的有理有据，我竟无言以对)

对阿木木：

"I say, you're as 'fun' as a leaky roof."

我说啊，你简直跟漏雨的屋顶一样无趣。(如此形象也是挺难的!)

对艾尼维亚：

"I suppose I must defrost you first."

我吃你前大概得解冻一下。(连水都可以省了)

对安妮：

"Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."

萌萌哒小可爱只不过是熊孩子的另一种叫法而已。(熊孩子!哈哈 那提伯斯呢!)

对艾希：

"Girl, you got as much 'foresight' as a blindfolded mole."

姑娘，您的“远见”和无头苍蝇的视力不相上下。(.........人家现在可以飞全图了)

对阿兹尔：

"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."

瞧这个爱装逼又没人爱的皇帝。

"Son, your empire was built on sand."

孩子，你那个帝国不过是建在流沙上。

"You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."

你确实是个皇帝，不过也就统治统治浓汤土豆泥了。(沙皇也是被喷的不要不要的)

对布里茨：

"If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?"

如果你有个金子做的心，钢做的躯体，为啥脑子就省了料只能用白铁了呢?(这不遭到最后投资商没钱了吗)

对布隆：

"You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."

你壮如牛...也蠢如牛。

"My moustache will eat yours."

连我的胡子都能吊打你的胡子。(我不信，布隆大树这胡子多有型!)

对科加斯：

"Personally I hunger for things less literal."

我跟你都很饿，但是我毕竟比你饿得有追求。(你为啥不跟大嘴比!)

对库奇：

"You're as subtle as a gold codpiece."

你既有腔调又难以捉摸，可以比作一块镶金的裤裆布。(说实话没看懂!)

对德莱厄斯：

"I presume you are the waiter at this establishment."

我猜你大概是这里的服务员?(全是服务员!)

对戴安娜：

"Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in mo**hine."

姑娘，你简直比见了月光的耗子还吓人。(你这个比喻很惊悚!)

对德莱文：

"At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated."

不黑不吹，你的自恋程度确实名不虚传。(还可以，如果金牌主播皮肤建议再来个特殊音效!)

对蒙多：

"Your addiction is as exemplary as your intellect."

你对痛苦的追求和你的智商一样感人。(人家就是靠这个活着的好不好)



对艾克：

"Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle."

人和发型一样中二。

"Youthful ignorance is unfortunately your best quality."

很不幸，你最大的优点差不多就是中二了。(为啥厂长就一定是中二的代表呢)



对菲奥娜：

"A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest."

决斗是只有两个蠢货掐在一起才会干的事...然而你却是决斗界的大师。(强行把剑姬拉低一个level)

对菲兹：

"Wouldn't you care to travel to your people's destination?"

你不想知道你族人们去哪儿了?(跳走了吧)

对盖伦

"Are you the waiter of this establishment?"

你是服务员吗?(又来一位!)

对纳尔：

"Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!"

跟听懂你说话相比，我还是选择死亡吧。(纳尔渣渣!~)

对古拉加斯：

"Your tastes are as elegant as a broken latrine."

你对酒的品位差不多也就是个坏掉的小便池的水平。(你这个太恶心了 兄弟毒舌不是这样的啊!)

对迦娜：

"Girl, you're as appealing as a cake in the rain."

姑娘，你就如淋了雨的蛋糕一样诱人。

(注：a cake in the rain是个梗，出处是Jimmy Webb写的歌《MacArthur Park》，歌词

Someone left the cake out in the rain”用来比喻失恋。感谢1l大兄弟指出。)

对嘉文四世：

"Anything getting through that gold helmet of yours?"

你那个金闪闪的头盔里面有脑子么?(黑的不行!)

对贾克斯：

"Boy, you're a few candles short of a lantern."

少年，要玩灯?你还差几根蜡烛。(是不是再给你们俩一顿晚餐啊!)

对杰斯：

"Dumber than a box of hammers."

锤子。

对金克丝：

"Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud."

姑娘，正常人的脑子是炸弹的话，你的脑子应该是个哑炮。(这个比喻.......神了)

对卢锡安：

"Could I offer you a bargain to reρlαcÈ your previous engagement?"

要不然我再给你找个未婚妻?

A fool and his love are easily parted."

吊注孤。 (我仿佛看到了哭泣的卢锡安!)

对璐璐：

"The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!"

帽子太大，脑子太小!(你是在夸她可爱吗!)

对娜美：

"The tides call you sashimi."'

跟潮汐比起来，你就是一片刺身。(沾芥末吗?)

对泽拉斯：

"A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount."

臣仆的灵魂本来难以获得自由，不过你这解脱的方法也是贱得可以。(黑的升华!)

对赵信：

"You're as quick as a turtle on molasses."

你慢得和滚在糖浆里的乌龟一样。(赵信不是快男?)



对亚索：

"Your destiny isn't in the wind - it's on the river."

你的命运不在风中， 在河道里。 (河道也能刮风!)

还有很多嘲讽的语录PBE还在测试是否有特定对象...总之...奥巴马应该会被喷哭吧。

cqxlhl00

怎么嘲讽这么多人，，，这明摆着是要被撸爆的节奏

ttlpf

我去。。。他是不是见谁都得嘲讽下?

hsraozhiyu

那么问题来了，以后叫谁大嘴比较好呢

419024452

他应该叫大黑嘴